lindseyr666:


Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work."Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management "we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…""Err no", said the Council, "That car park is your responsibility"…"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?"…"Err NO!" Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…Fanbloodytastic…

Hahaha this is great

lindseyr666:

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. 

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.

"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management "we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…"

"Err no", said the Council, "That car park is your responsibility"…

"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?"…

"Err NO!" 

Sitting in his villa in Spain , is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…

Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…

Fanbloodytastic…

Hahaha this is great

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indie-moonlight:

I don’t think that the Aboriginals in Australia get half as much attention that they deserve! An entire, thriving culture is going unnoticed and it’s important that we appreciate it :)  (source)

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daeryssa:

the potter generation // horcruxes or hallows }

–––– – ❝ wouldn’t it be better, make you  s t r o n g e r , to have your soul in more pieces, i mean, for instance, isn’t seven the most powerfully magical number, wouldn’t seven –– ? merlin’s beard, tom! seven! isn’t it bad enough to think of killing one person? and in any case…bad enough to divide the soul…but to rip it into  s e v e n  pieces… of course, this is all  h y p o t h e t i c a l  , what we’re discussing, isn’t it? all academic… yes, sir, of course.

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jelee-:

i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on

jelee-:

i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on